The were gonna win, oh wait,
nevermind award – The Kansas City Chiefs. Man! Gotta stop the Raiders
especially at home.
The Billy Bad Ass Award for a team
– The New York Jets, It’s one thing to talk trash…it’s an entirely different
animal to go all David vs Goliath on the Patriots.
The Billy Bad Ass Award for an
individual – Ray “mutha-#%$!” Lewis –
What a game and what a way to end it with an emphatic statement. That was hardcore!
PWNED Award – Green Bay Packer
Nation – Not only did you lose to the Bungals at home but you allowed Chad
Johnson to Lambeau Leap in your house. Ouch!
The Usain Bolt Award – Chris Johnson,
Tennessee Titans. One cut and gone. That kid is sick-fast!
The I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
award – Matt Hasselback – Dude collapsed like he got shot. Donovan McNabb knows exactly how you feel.
The Slobber Knocker game award –
Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Chicago Bears game. Now that is how football is
supposed to be played…glorious violence. Honorable mention to the Ravens and Chargers.
The WTF award – Norv Turner –
Phillip Rivers has torched the Ravens all day to the tune of 400+ yards so in
the most critical play of the game you take the ball out of his hands. WTF?
The Fifty Burger Award – The New
Orleans Saints - The Saints are going to do this to a lot of teams this year. For the second
week in a row they come tantalizingly close to hanging a 50-burger on someone. Since no one did it the award goes to the team that comes the closest.
The Dumb ass Rookie Award – Robert Henson, Washington Redskins – Apparently Henson forgot who pays his salary and he had a nerve to insult
Redskin fans even though the rookie has been inactive for both games.
The MasterCard Award – The Dallas
Cowboys – New Stadium 1.2 Billion Dollars, Personal Seating licenses $2000 to $5000,
NFL Record attendance 105,000 +….Losing to the Giants on your big night –
PRICELESS
The be careful what you wish for
award – The Cowboys ran Terrell Owens out of town because they thought it prevented Romo
from being the unquestioned leader. Now Romo is the leader…so how's that working out for ya?
The Scary Thought award –
Washington Redskins – They are in a pick’em game vs. the Lions next week.
The not bad Rookie Award – Kevin Kolb,
Philadelphia Eagles – Not a bad debut for a rookie versus a pretty good
opponent.
The you screwed up my weekly picks
award – Houston Texans – One week they lose to a rookie QB and the next week
they beat the bad @ss Titans. I can’t figure this team out.
Horrible Guest Award - The New York Giants for ruining Jerry's big party. I guess they didn't get the memo they were supposed to lose.
The I might have saved my job award - Jake Delhomme - In a losing effort Delhomme was not great but he was not the weakest link either. Jake earns another week on the island.