The Homer Simpson “doh” Award – Rock Cartwright/Washington Redskins – Stay away from the punt returner dude!
The we’re going to win…oh wait, never mind award – The New York Jets. Guess the Dolphins didn’t get the memo they were supposed to lose.
The objects in the mirror are a lot closer than you think award– The Baltimore Ravens started out like they were going to destroy everyone in their path. Now they look rather normal
The bad luck award – Tennessee Titans are the best 0-5 team I’ve seen. If they were in the NFC they might be 4-1.
The Billy Bad-Ass Award (individual) –Miles Austin – Let the T.O comparisons begin. He is big, strong, and talented, comes from a small school but he drops a lot of passes. The Cowboys will be very lucky if this kid becomes half of the player TO was in his prime (minus the antics).
The Billy Bad-Ass Award (team) – The Denver Broncos are proving the doubters wrong. All they do is keep winning despite all of the off season turmoil.
The WTF Award – San Francisco 49ers – Either Atlanta is that good or the 49ers are that bad. What happened to the 49ers?
The Fifty Burger Award – Atlanta Falcons came the closest to hanging a fifty burger on the 49ers with the Giants and Seahawks pretty close behind.